how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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