i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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