playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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