You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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