I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
