Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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