Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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