I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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