So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
