Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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