On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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