And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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