i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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