Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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