if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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