dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
nutella sex= disaster
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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