So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
