this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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