I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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