his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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