Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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