and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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