There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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