but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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