I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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