I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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