I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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