The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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