He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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