Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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