How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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