Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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