So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
