dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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