READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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