Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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