it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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