I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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