I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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