I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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