You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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