Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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