My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
