I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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