He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
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