i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Houston, we have a squirter
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize