I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
BRING THE BAGELS
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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