we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
There's even glitter on my cock...
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