thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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