The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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