Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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